Doctor

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

Funny Ghazal

Mujhy awaz dy lena


Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena



wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena



Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena



Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena

Pathan:

Pathan:

yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh

paate hen,


Sardar: 

Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

Y Pakistani Grls r nt in sports?

Y Pakistani Grls r nt in sports?


Bcz...
5% r busy in study.
3% in job.
Only 2% r playing hockey, chess, tennis, cricket
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The other 90% r busy in playing Janu Janu


Janu yeh,
Janu woh,
Janu aisa,
Janu wesa,
Janu Haan Na,
Janu Nahi Na, 
Jaanu Choro Na, 


Janu, Janu, Janu 


Bus Jan Lay Lo Janu kii.. :-)

Announcement in University

Announcement in University:


"The students who have parked their cars on the drive way,


 please go out and move them"


Another anouncement after 20 minutes:


"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes....

Students of ACCOUNTING:-D

Wo k0n se
L0g h0ty hain
jn k paas khud to ik Rupia nahi h0ta
mgr batain Lakh0n ki krty hain...


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Students of
ACCOUNTING:-D

Kanto bhary Raston pr kon Apka sath dega

Kanto bhary Raston pr kon Apka sath dega


Mama/Papa
No


Husbnd/Wife
No


Brothr/Sistr
No


Srf Or Srf
Apki




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CHAPAL


A SILENT sms BY
Ditta mochi

1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya.,

1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya.,
Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho gaya aur bhool gaya k churi pheirtey huwey kya parrhna hai.
Ek lamha sochnay k baad churi pheirtey huwey oonchay se bola...
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Happy birth day to you...!;->